Their plan set, the orangutan and his team prepare to striker the zoo. They have several vans stationed around the zoo to pick up the primates and monkeys as they flee into the city. With the final preparations made they get into position to start their assault on the zoo. Our orangutan sneaks into the primate village over the nearby fence, and using his skills of tree climbing and swinging makes his way to one of the enclosures. The orangutan leaps down from his tree and using his Orangetastic Punch, shatters the glass. The chimpanzees that are inside are soon running loose. Next our orangutan moves on to the next enclosure, this one holding his brethren. After releasing the primates inside, zoo keepers armed with tranquilizers arrive. The zoo keepers take aim at our orangutan and fire. He simply holds up his hand and uses his mind to stop the incoming darts. Upon stopping the darts he realizes that he has full use of all the powers that come with having psychokinesis. He uses his newly realized powers to turn the darts on the keepers and then lifts the zoo keepers in the air and tosses them to one of the building rooftops, with them out of his way he continues on with the task at hand. At his next turn, our orangutan meets resistance in the form of a single monkey; a drunken monkey at that.
“My friend why are you not running from this horrid place of captivity?”
“Friend? Who the hell you callin’ friend, I ain’t ever seen you before.”
“You’re not one of the zoo monkeys are you?”
“Nope.”
“Well, I can see that you have powers like me. What do you say you join me in taking over the world?”
“So you’re the tard that’s been robbing all those banks. I think not, I’ve been after you since the first time I saw your sorry face on the news.”
“So you’re going to play the good guy, that’s fine, I’ll just have to kill you.”
So our orangutan dashes at the drunken monkey and begins to throw punches and kicks, with our monkey fighting back blocking and dodging and throwing his own punches and kicks at the orangutan. They cause a great deal of damage to the nearby gardens and lawn decorations.
Our orangutan moves to verbal insults, “You fight like a drunk.”
Taking it in, “Well I am the Drunken Monkey! And look at you, all this Orangetastic punching and Citrus Kicks…What are you made of vitamin c or something?”
Stopping, and laughing; “I’m Oranga-TANG!”
Drunken Monkey, “Wow. So you say that you want to take over the world? How did this come to happen?”
“Enemies don’t delve into the affairs of one another.”
Oranga-TANG uses his psychokinetic abilities to lift Drunken Monkey into the air and throw him against a nearby building. As soon as Drunken Monkey gets to his feet he sees Oranga-TANG charging at him, DM meets him with the Impossible Grab-n-Throw Attack, launching OT ten feet in the air. Their fight continues eventually spreading into the reptile house. More animals are set free as Drunken Monkey and Oranga-TANG smash each other through aquariums, walls, and exhibits. Oranga-TANG uses his Citrus Kick to throw Drunken Monkey off balance long enough for OT to use his mental powers to throw DM through the door and back outside. Oranga-TANG exits the building and charges at Drunken Monkey, ready to deliver a full powered Orangetastic Punch.
“Bring it Oranga-TANG!”
Drunken Monkey gauges were his opponent will strike from and prepares to counter with a punch. As soon as Oranga-TANG is in range Drunken Monkey moves in and delivers a powerful Drunken Knuckle to OT’s face, DM follows with a Heel Jab Attack to OT’s chest making him stumble backwards.
Moving in for the finish, Drunken Monkey goes for it all: “Super Spinning Backfist!” This attack lands a direct hit to Oranga-TANG’s head sending him flying to the ground twenty yards away. Drunken Monkey moves in cautiously, but when he gets to Oranga-TANG he can clearly see that he is out cold.
Police officers and zoo officials arrive and tranquilize Oranga-TANG; they place him in the back of a waiting police van and take him to a more secure facility. Many of the people that witnessed the fight between the two super powered mammals search for Drunken Monkey to commend him for saving the day, but no one can find him; he’s vanished. Oranga-TANG’s plan is not a full failure. Some of his men do acquire several of the escapees from the zoo. However, nothing is ever discovered about the cohorts that Oranga-TANG amassed.
After only an hour the tranquilizer given to Oranga-TANG begins to wear off. As he becomes aware of where he is he begins to devise a way to escape. The truck comes to a stop and Oranga-TANG uses his psychokinetic powers to open the door. He jumps out of the van as cars lay on their horns to alert the driver of the vehicle that his cargo has just taken off on the run. The officers in the truck jump out and give chase to Oranga-TANG. As they close in on Oranga-TANG, he uses his mental powers to send them in another direction giving him the chance he needs to escape.
“I hereby declare revenge on Drunken Monkey! I will get you for ruining my plans!”
“Honey I’m home.”
“Oh, so you went on a criminal hunt outing.”
“Yeah. I found that orangutan that was making all those robberies. We had a little skirmish at the zoo, but I managed to knock him out so that the police could take him away. …What’s that on the TV? Oh, that son of a bitch! He can’t even wait one freaking day to escape; I should’ve just killed him! Looks like I’m going back out to find him!”
Drunken Monkey leaves his house and flies off to find Oranga-TANG and other criminals that seek the spoils of those that have more than they.
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