“How can you talk? That’s impossible!”
“Well, Mr. Sano I believe, when you get hazardous waste spilled on you then maybe you’ll know. Now answer the damn question. Who did this?”
“Our leader, Miyamoto Tanjiro of the Dragon Clan Yakuza.”
“Thank you.”
Oz then proceeds to deliver punches that send the men through the front windows of the dojo. The men outside are surprised to see the men fling out of the dojo. Oz jumps outside and looks around, he sees Miyamoto and immediately identifies him as the leader. He attempts to attack him but Miyamoto gets into his limousine and drives off. The men standing around are speechless. Oz turns to them and begins to attack them. The men panic and try to run away but Oz uses superior speed and takes down ten of the fleeing men.
A passing police officer sees that there is activity around the dojo and stops to investigate. He identifies that there are several men fleeing the scene and radios for backup. By the time the officer arrives at the immediate scene Oz has downed half of the Yakuza thugs. The officer bares witness to Oz in action and stands in amazement.
“What are you some kind of superhero kung fu cat or something?”
“I’m not just any kung fu cat; I’m Oz the Kung Fu Cat. And you’re an officer of the law aren’t you?”
“Uh, yea, I am.”
“Good then you’ll be able to take care of these swine. You can also tell me where I can find Miyamoto of the Dragon Clan Yakuza.”
“What are you serious? The Dragon Clan? Don’t tell me they did this.”
“They did. The man that is inside is my master. He was killed by the Dragon Clan’s leader. I want to find him and make him pay.”
“Well, if you think you can defeat the Dragon Clan then just go to the docks and look in the right corner.”
“Thank you my good officer. Sorry to leave you with such a mess.”
Oz leaves the scene and heads back toward the docks. He begins to investigate every corner of the area. It takes him an hour to find the hideout. He decides that the best way to deal with the threat is to charge in the building.
“Kick of Fluffiness!”
“What the hell?”
“How are you boys doing tonight?”
“What the hell? Cats don’t talk or walk around like that.”
“Well that’s because they’re not me, Oz the Kung Fu Cat.”
“Really.”
“Yes and now that I’ve told you who I am; I should know who you are.”
“I am Gendo, leader of the East Dragon Clan.”
“Good I’ve found you. Tell me. Is Miyamoto here?”
“No he’s at the main headquarters downtown.”
“Oh, is that so. Well I’m still going to kick your asses.”
Oz goes on an offensive, attacking the 37 Yakuza thugs. He uses his extreme agility to out maneuver the thugs and quickly deliver knockout blows to 13 of the men. Ten of the thugs take up positions to open fire with automatic weapons. Oz jumps to the rafters and runs across them as the men open fire at him. He jumps down in front of the men and delivers a powerful chi attack.
“Fluff Bomb!”
The blast sends all of the men flying through the air. Eight of the remaining men corner Oz. They draw weapons and attack him.
“Cuteness!”
The men cease their assault and look at Oz, unable to attack him. He takes the opportunity to render the thugs unconscious.
“Wow, I can’t believe that I got that from a movie.”
The remaining six thugs rush Oz with swords drawn. He fires a Fluff Bomb at them. Gendo dodges the attack and continues on his path. Gendo swings his sword at Oz, but Oz simply sidesteps the attacks.
“Buddhist Paw!”
Oz delivers a powerful punch to Gendo’s chin sending him flying backward and knocking him unconscious. With all of the thugs defeated he leaves the building and heads for downtown to find the location off the main Yakuza stronghold.
“Sir I just received word that the East Clan has been defeated by an unknown enemy.”
“Do you really believe that the enemy is unknown? Get the men ready for an attack on the base Mr. Sagara.”
As Sagara leaves Miyamoto’s penthouse, an explosion shacks the building. Miyamoto rushes to a window and sees that the explosion came from his building. Sagara runs off to get as many men organized as he can to act as a bodyguard for Miyamoto.
Oz makes his way through the halls of the building to the main elevators. As he turns the corner to the elevators a large thug stands in his way. The thug attacks him trying to crush him under him under his foot. Oz dodges the thug and looks for an opening to make a counterattack. The thug finally gives Oz the chance he needs.
“Buddhist Paw!”
The powerful punch sends the man flying into the wall behind him and he falls to the floor unconscious. Oz enters the elevator and pushes the button for the penthouse floor. As he reaches the half way point on floor 40 the elevator stops. He opens the access hatch and begins to climb the cables the rest of the way. When he reaches the top floor he uses a Fluff Bomb to blow the doors open. He jumps through the doorway and into a group of 20 bodyguards. He doesn’t waste any time in attacking the thugs and knocking them out. He approaches the door to the penthouse and cautiously opens the door.
“I’ve been expecting you. Oz the Kung Fu Cat I presume?”
“Yes. And I presume you are Miyamoto Tanjiro of the Dragon Clan Yakuza. The one responsible for the death of my master, Onda Toshiro.”
“That would be me. So you have come seeking revenge for your master’s death. Be aware that I am not afraid of you, you will fall just the same as your master.”
“We shall see.”
Oz goes on the offensive and attacks with a punch. Miyamoto simply tilts his head missing the attack. Miyamoto grabs Oz and throws him to the floor. He then goes for a body slam. Oz gets to his feet and lands a kick to Miyamoto’s stomach. Miyamoto does a sweeping kick that Oz jumps over only to be kicked by Miyamoto’s other leg as it comes around. Oz regains his footing to be met with yet another kick sending him across the room. Miyamoto rushes at Oz, but Oz gets to his feet and delivers a powerful offensive attack.
“Unrelenting Claw!”
This attack leaves Miyamoto with hundreds of claw wounds all over his body. Miyamoto pulls a handgun from his waist and opens fire on Oz. Oz uses his speed to dodge and take cover behind furniture. As soon as Miyamoto is out of ammunition, Oz goes on the offensive once more. This time he delivers several kicks and punches to Miyamoto. Miyamoto finds an opening an exploits it to a great extent. He delivers many powerful kicks and throws to Oz. Oz manages to regain his stance in time to see Miyamoto charging at him.
“Enough! Dragon’s Breath!”
Oz unleashes a massively powerful chi attack that destroys the entire penthouse. As the smoke clears, Oz finds Miyamoto buried under the rubble and greatly weakened. Miyamoto is defeated.
“You see you can never underestimate the abilities of Oz the Kung Fu Cat.”
The police begin to arrive at the scene. Oz helps to clear the rubble so that the police can arrest the Yakuza that are buried underneath. The chief of police arrives at the scene and offers Oz his gratitude. Oz accepts the chief’s thanks and excuses himself.
As the police clean up what is left of the Dragon Clan Yakuza, Oz the Kung Fu Cat strolls off to find the next unlucky criminal that wishes to harm the weak of this world.
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