“It will.”
Drunken Monkey charges, The Boss. He uses everything he has to keep, The Boss, focused on him. Oz begins to gather his chi for the Dragon’s Breath. Drunken Monkey makes his last attempt at, The Boss.
“Humiliating Tail Attack”
This is the attack the renders, The Boss, defenseless. The Humiliating Tail Attack is a tickling attack with DM’s tail; no one can stop it, even those that are not ticklish.
“DM NOW… DRAGON’S BREATH!”
Oz unleashes his full chi power. The blast tears apart the building, crashing down on, The Boss. The massively massive man is buried under the rubble, unable to free himself.
“Well done. You’ve saved the day yet again Drunken Monkey.”
“All in a day’s work chief, but I did have help this time, from Oz the Kung Fu Cat.”
“Yes you did, and on behalf of the city of Town, thank you both.”
“Come Oz it’s time we went home and called it a night.”
The two heroes leave, The Boss, and his guards in the capable hands of the police and head for home.
“You do realize that we almost got our asses handed to us?”
“Yeah, so what’s your point?”
“You told the cops that it was “all in a day’s work.””
“It saves face. Do you want people to think that you can’t save the day? The dude was basically a street thug, not even a real supervillain.”
“I see your point, but still.”
“Look let’s get home.”
The two heroes return to Drunken Monkey’s home and are met with warm hugs from Sarah. She praises them for their bravery and offers to makes snacks for them after they have cleaned up. The two state simply that they only wish to wash and sleep, and they do so.
“I wish to thank you Drunken Monkey, and Sarah for all that you have given me, but I am afraid that I must continue on my way.”
“Where the hell to?”
“……I don’t really know, but I can stay here no longer DM I’ve imposed on the two of you long enough.”
“Oh, but I’ve always wanted a kitty.”
“Sarah.”
“Please stay.”
“Yeah I don’t think that you’re going to find a city that has any more crime in it than Town, and besides we make a hell of a team. Come on, you know you want to stay… just look at Sarah, do you really want to disappoint her.”
“Okay fine you’ve convinced me, I’ll stay.”
And at this Oz is immediately snatched up by Sarah and smothered with kisses and hugs of joy.
“Hay, I’ve got something to show you two.”
Sarah takes the two into the garage. They are introduced to a large heap of scrap metal.
“What’s so great about this?”
“Well if you must know, Oz, this is Bob.”
“I’m in love with a fruitcake.”
“No you’re not DM. When Bob is finished I’ll be able to not only give you guys transportation, but also support; Bob is a mech.”
“A mech?”
“Yes, a mech. When I was a kid I wanted to save the world same as everyone else. So I finally decided to take up engineering to learn how to build things and make Bob so that I could save the world.”
Both of our heroes give Sarah a look of bewilderment. Neither one has any words to say. They tell her “whatever,” and head out to hunt for more criminals. Sarah doesn’t let the feelings of DM and Oz bother her, she has taken the day off to begin her work on Bob. Who knows, she may have it finished in time to help save the day when next our heroes meet perils that are too powerful for them alone.
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