Monkey Boy's Playground

“Do you know where to find him?”

“Yeah, he owns the whole eastern docks; I’ve never been in that part of the docks. The stories that I’ve heard coming from that area scare me. From what I hear, The Boss, if not someone you even think of having a thought of thinking about seeing without an army at your side.”

“Well I think that the two of us should be able to take this guy.”

“I hope so Oz, I hope so.”

Oz and DM head for home to make up attack plans and to rest from their day’s battles. Our two heroes can come up with no other way than to knock on, The Boss’s, front door. Sarah unleashes her new hero toy on the two. She has devised a flash grenade that will not only temporarily blind their foes but also shower them with pepper spray. Unfortunately she has not been able to field test the weapon, but it has passed all other test. Drunken Monkey and Oz agree that this new weapon will come in handy in their assault on, The Boss. With everything prepared, they set out to bring the ECS to an end.

“Do you really think we can pull this off Oz?”

“You’re not going to chicken out on me are you?”

“All I’m saying is that the cops won’t even go back here.”

As the two heroes come to the entrance to the eastern docks they spot the first wave of their opposition. Two men guarding the path towards victory. Oz and Drunken Monkey sneak around them and quietly knock them out. They then proceed onward keeping a watch out for any stray guards. They find the building that they suspect, The Boss, is in; there are about twenty men guarding its perimeter. Our heroes opt to make some noise to attract as many of the guards as possible, and test out their new grenades.

“YOU SUCK!”

All of the guards are alerted to this remark, but only five of them actually take the bait. When the men are within twenty feet DM rolls out one of the grenades, it explodes and does exactly what it was designed to do. Oz and DM rush in taking out the stunned men first. As the two close in, other guards open fire with automatic weapons. Drunken Monkey makes an attempt at taking one of the men firing on Oz, but is spotted. The man aims and fires on DM, he has only the time to think about defense when he raises an energy shield around himself. The man continues to fire, and when he runs out of ammo DM makes his attack landing a powerful Drunken Knuckle to the man’s chest; DM follows up with a kick that sends the man flying. Three of the gunmen manage to corner Oz.

“Cuteness!”

“Oh look at the cute little kitty.”

“Yeah he’s so cute.”

“I just want to dunk him in my coffee.”

“Unrelenting Claw!”

Oz uses his super slashing attack to tear the men in place that one should not be torn. He then proceeds to take out the remaining men with Drunken Monkey. They break down the door to the building holding, The Boss, and toss in a couple of grenades. Once the grenades have gone off they enter and take out the men inside. They locate a heavy steel door that undoubtedly holds, The Boss.

“Great, we don’t have any real grenades.”

“Never fear you have Oz the Kung Fu Cat.”

“Okay so what good does that really do?”

“Watch. Fluff Bomb!”

“What the hell was that!?”

“Oups, I guess I didn’t tell you that I have mastery over chi abilities.”

“Sure as hell didn’t. Uh…there are dudes with guns pointing guns at us.”

“Oh. Fluff Bomb!”

This chi attack takes out the remaining men guarding, The Boss. As the smoke clears the two heroes are met with villainous laughter.

“So you two managed to get past all of my guards. I must say, well done. As you can guess I am, The Boss.”

As, The Boss, exits the shadows, Oz and DM realize that they may not be able to defeat the nearly seven foot tall tank that now stands before them. The Boss, rushes in and delivers a sweeping kick that sends the two heroes through the wall and back outside.

DM attempts to deliver a Drunken Knuckle in retaliation, but is smoked hard by a massively massive punch from, The Boss. Oz tries for his super hard hitter, the Buddhist Paw; he is also unsuccessful and smoked hard with a massively massive punch. The two heroes try to double team the massive crook, but only meet further beatings.

“Nothing’s working on this…… man. We have got to come up with something fast.”

“There’s only one option we have left, DM you’ll have to attack him, use empty attacks, distract him. I’ll gather my chi and use the Dragon’s Breath, you just move when I give the word.”

“This had better work.”